Just because you didn’t make Santa’s annual “nice” list this year (because hey, 2024’s been a rough year, to say the very least), doesn’t mean you’re bound to receive coal this year. In fact, there are plenty of naughty ideas that make for some of the sexiest stocking stuffer gifts we’ve seen all year long. Sure, while most of us love the conventional stocking fillers like candy, mini beauty products, and maybe a few festive ornaments, tossing in something a little unexpected—whether sexy or not—is always a good idea in my book.
Sex-themed stocking stuffers may not always be an appropriate choice for gifting (opening up a full-blown vibrator on Christmas morning at your S.O.’s parents’ house or opening presents with distant relatives you haven’t seen in a decade isn’t exactly an ideal scenario for most of us), but whether you’re single or attached, these spicy, R-rated giftables are sure to satisfy your partner, girlfriends (and guy friends), and beyond (just make sure to open them up with caution and your sharpest discretion).
From pretty lingerie pieces to straight-up NSFW pocket-sized sex toys, naughty truth or dare card games, and plenty of sex position handbooks, we’ve rounded up some of the sexiest stocking stuffers that are sure to delight. Santa and his helpers will totally be blushing.
Our mission at STYLECASTER is to bring style to the people, and we only feature products we think you’ll love as much as we do. Adam & Eve is a STYLECASTER sponsor, however, all products in this article were independently selected by our editors. Please note that if you purchase something by clicking on a link within this story, we may receive a small commission of the sale.
All Night Long Body Mist With Pheromones
On Sale 30% off
Awaken Arousal Oil with Organic Botanicals
Lovehoney Oh! Hot Knots Game
On Sale 30% off
The game kit is perfect for couples who need a little inspiration; it comes with 52 activity cards, and satin ties and a satin blindfold.
Sexy Coupons: Dirty and Pleasure Book for Adults
Shake date night up a bit by throwing in some sexy coupons; what’s inside will surprise you.
Bondage Boutique Furry Handcuffs
Lovehoney Position of the Week Cards
Feel like you and your S.O. (or FWB) are stuck in a rut? This Kama Sutra-inspired deck of cards will definitely pull you out.
Passion Sensual Massage Oil for Couples
There’s nothing that’ll get you in the mood better than swapping sensual massages. Add this massage oil into your foreplay and let it work its magic every single time.
Lelo Sona 2 Cruise Sex Toy
On Sale 19% off
Position of the Day Book
On Sale 8% off
Kama Sutra Mad Libs: World’s Greatest Romance Game (Adult Mad Libs)
is genius and will take nights in to a whole new level.
Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager
is said to mimic the sensation of oral sex. Check, please.
Cottelli Black Crotchless Thigh High Print Pantyhose